Did you hear the drums Fernando?

This mornings dream was that a Satanist, pretending to be a member of ABBA, stole my cat. I shit you not. You can’t make this stuff up. Except that technically I guess I did....

Then I woke up to realize that I was probably trying to tell me that my cat IS Satan. He chewed through another mic cable yesterday and ripped open my rice filled neck pillow while we were sleeping. He can now turn on the bathtub tap. We started finding pieces of my jewelry in the basement. He chews up a whole Greenie™ bone in about 10 minutes then pukes. I think we are going to be purchasing pig ears and bull penis’ this week. He is like a bad puppy so I keep addressing it that way. I don’t know what else to do.