Stella’s - Never Have Done, So I Must Be a Terrorist, List:

SPORTS

Never been to, or watched, a pro or college game, or event, of anything sports related

Never played an actual game of basketball, soccer or hockey

Never water-skied, jet skied or speed boated

Never been on a snowmobile

Never hunted with a gun or bow

Never purposely wore a teams colours

FOOD

Never eaten a twinkie

Never drank a slushy, icee or any similar beverage

Never eaten a convenience store “roller” dog or anything “roller”

Never been to a T.G.I.Friday’s, P.F. Changs, Cheesecake Factory, Hard Rock Cafe, Buffalo Wild Wings, Planet Hollywood, Del Taco, Kenny Roger’s Roasters, California Pizza Kitchen, Dave & Busters, Hooters, Lonestar Steakhouse, Marie Callenders, Tony Roma’s, Waffle House, Red Robins or IHop

Never had an energy drink

Never bought a box of Hamburger, or any other, Helper

SHOPPING

Never set foot in a Walmart

Never had a major credit card

Never bought a new car

Never bought anything that cost more than $500 dollars other than a car, a house or a computer

Never went to a mall “just to hang out”

Never bought myself a 12 pack (or larger) of soda

Never purposely bought a designer label item

Never bought/wore anything camouflage

Never owned a television larger than a 19 inch

Never owned or driven any recreational vehicle

RELIGION

Never been baptized, confirmed, saved, sang in the choir or been a member of, a christian church

ENTERTAINMENT

Never been to any Disney theme park

Never been in an IMAX

Never been to Florida or California

Never downloaded porn, music, or movies from the internet

Never downloaded anything illegally from the internet

Never double-dated

Never owned a Barbie, Ken or G I Joe doll

Never watched a single episode of Big Brother, Survivor, The Bachelor, Dancing With The Stars, America’s Top Model, The Swan, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, The Apprentice, Fear Factor, Wife Swap, The Amazing Race, Rock Of Love, The Biggest Loser, etcetera, etcetera...

HEALTH & BEAUTY

Never had my eyebrows tweezed, threaded or waxed

Never had my hair permed or straightened

Never tried or wanted, to “go blonde”

Never used Clearisil

Never purposely tanned

Never paid for a pedicure

Never had inserted, or used any, breast augmenting devices