Hey! You!

See now I wasn’t gonna go here, but you just couldn’t let it alone couldcha?
You know who you are. So do I. Stop calling my house, hanging up and harassing me and my house mates. Think I’m bluffing and don’t really know who you are? Think about this:
A) I’m not stupid, in fact I’m quite bright. Kind of like The Batman, I have great detective powers.
B) That is paired with pretty astute intuitive powers, sort of like The Last Martian whatever his name was, John I think.
C) I look into your soul, and I see your hunger, kinda like a Vampire Hunter.
Get it?

See - I know and see you, you’re being pretty transparent, so be all those things, but don’t intrude yourself into my house. Because you are just as easy to find as I am, if I wanted to.
I’ve been watching you watching me but up till now I had no reason to care. Furthermore, I’m not obligated to answer unsolicited email. Other than that, I wish you well, may you be freed from suffering and the causes of suffering.