Sleepy

Cripes man, I awoke at 5:30 for no apparent reason, while playing computer games trying to go back to sleep I had a strange series of earworms that began with this song I’ve never known the title of, I think it’s by the Cowsills and it’s likely called something like “Lonely Days, Lonely Nights” which morphed into “Goody Two Shoes” by Adam and the Ants, which morphed into “Chelsea Morning” by Joni Mitchell. I guess I put myself to sleep as I re-awoke at 7:15.

I remember dreaming that I stupidly smashed a shit load of milk bottles and had to pull a huge hunk of lavender glass out of my foot. So I sat in a sandbox next to a TV and a lightbox bleeding like crazy in the pouring rain.

I also dreamed I had to admit to my pregnant mother that she indeed looked terrible in curlers and that she should pull her dress down.

I dreamt that Hartley Coombs (remember that name, he’ll be the next drummer for the Chili Peppers or something) had my skateboard which he said he got at a flea market. I knocked his eyes out by jumping on barefoot and skating like a pro in the parking lot of Little Caesars.

Edit: Now that Oliver's awake he says he thinks that "Lonely Days" song thing is the Bee Gees. I could see that as reality.