Creepin’ Crud

OK, which one of you devil humans gave me this crap? This is what I get for leaving the fortress of solitude and going out amongst you. Repeatedly.
Never again.

I am taking the echinacea, the Emergen-C™, the Robitussin™, the Hawaiian noni, the cough drops, the vitamins and drinking tons of water. Edy’s Lime fruit bars w/out HFCS are very soothing as well.

But feh for the lot of you dangerous, germy, folk. I’ll never kiss again.