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Sometimes even a decent cook like me needs to just not have to deal with it.
So after getting home from my music lesson at 5:30 I didn’t feel like cooking the pork tenderloin and yet we were dead hungry.
So I looked in the cupboard and instead of going for the known quantity of the Progresso Clam Chowder, I decided to try the Turtle Island Just For Joy Cheddar Beer Soup (in a box). Guaranteeing just a 15 minute cook time.

You add it to water, add beer and it cooks all up into a gooey orange plethora of tastin’ like cardboard. It even comes with a little foil packet of Genuwine Tabasco and they jovially encourage you to jazz it up with such.
Well here’s the deal, it’s a really good idea to, because after all, spicy cardboard is ever so much better than plain cardboard.

I just paid 6 bucks for something I could have pulled out of the recycling bin for free.
Remember awhile ago how I said that I did not trust blue food and I DID trust orange food? I’m rethinking that even as we speak.