"stealin' when I should'a been buyin' "

"A friend told us a story about an old guru who walked barefoot most of the time. This produced a rather impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
Thus he became a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."


Nicked from Guruphiliac. You've all probably already heard it but it was one of the few recent bright spots that elicited a short, sharp, bark of laughter, like this - HA
http://guruphiliac.blogspot.com/2005_04_01_guruphiliac_archive.html