I live for lust

Earworm radio: April Fools - Rufus Wainright
So loud and strong, immediately upon waking, that I had to bring it downstairs and play it. I remember when I first found it on some modern music collection, I became temporarily obsessed with it and played it, well, a lot. In fact I think I’ll do it at least twice right now. It really lends itself to overindulgence.

I was whistling Cigarettes and Chocolate milk one day at work at the market, and a VERY dapper gent said
“Isn’t that Rufus Wainright?”
I responded by gushing all over his perfect lapel about what a brilliant, blah, blah and culminating with
“and he’s so FOINE!!”
He gave me the whole you are such a freakin’ wierdo look and said
“well, but, isn’t he gay?”
Me,
“Well, Yeah, of course, SO?”
He never came back into the store. What’s that about?
OK, three’s the charm, it’s going to be an OK day.....