Been there, done that

Another meme in honour of Mr. Patel who has left the shire
Have you:
(X) Smoked a joint
(X) Done cocaine
(X) Been in love
(X)Had a threesome
(X) Been dumped
(X) Shoplifted (not since I was 15)
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(X) Been arrested
(X) Made out with a stranger
(X) Gone on a blind date
( ) Had a crush on a teacher
(X) Been to Europe
(X) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Seen someone die
(X) Thrown up in a bar
(X) Met a celebrity (Bonnie Raitt, Philip Glass, Allen Ginsberg, Anthony Keides, The Chili Peppers & The Romantics came to one of our shows, Patti Smith, Ziggy Marley, Robert Thurman, Ram Dass, The Pogues minus Shane McGowan, The Dead Milkmen, Mojo Nixon, Micheal Davis, Dee Dee Ramone, some dumbass famous comedian -he was a jerk, Lex Hixon, HH the Dalai Lama, Rinchen Norbu, The guy who was pictured on the cover of Time in the 60’s at the door of the Cornell administration bldg. with a big gun and a bandelero - he’s actually a very nice man, David Mann, Tragic Mulattos - they crashed at my house, Babes in Toyland - we opened for them in like 89 or so- they were obnoxious, Dave Yow (sp?) & the Jesus Lizard -we opened for them back in the day as well, Iggy Pop - supposedly he hit on me at a party and I called him a very dirty word but I have no memory of it, Paula Cole, possibly Courtney Love but everyone remembers it differently, exchanged several emails with Frank Olinsky, Francesco Clemente, John Sinclair, Ron & Scott Asheton, Lyle Tuttle, Leo Zulueta & lots of other famous tattoo artists, probably a few more but the old memory is not all it should be.
(X) Met someone from the internet in person (Nige this whole thing is for you)
(X) Been moshing at a concert
(X) Gone backstage at a concert
(X) Lain outside on the grass and watched cloud formations go by
(X) Made a snow angel
(X) Flown a kite
(X) Cheated while playing a game (when I was a little kid, not in the past 30 years)
(X) Been lonely
(X) Fallen asleep at work
(X) Fallen asleep at school
(X) Used a fake ID
(X) Been kicked out of a bar (I was banned from The Old Town at 12 for being too drunk and destroying the piano by dropping a singapore sling in it’s guts, what can I say it was the 70’s)
( ) Felt an earthquake
(X) Touched a snake
(X) Slept beneath the stars
(X) Been robbed
( ) Won a contest
(X) Run a red light
(X) Been suspended from school
( ) Had braces
(X) Felt like an outcast
() Eaten a pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Had De Ja Vu
( ) Stolen a car
(X) Totaled a car
(X) Hated the way you look
(X) Witnessed a crime
(X) Been to a strip club
( ) Been to the opposite side of the world
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dieing
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Sung Karaoke (what a fun game, I win)
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls (again no more recently than 30 years ago)
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Had a bonfire on the beach
(X) Crashed a party
( ) Seen a tornado
(X) Had a wish come true
( ) Gone bungee jumping
(X) Screamed in public
(X) Told a complete stranger you loved them (It was Mojo Nixon, I was drunk, I licked him as well)
(X) Had a one night stand
(X) Kissed a mirror
(X) Had a dream that you married someone
( ) Gotten your fingers stuck together with super glue
( ) Been a cheerleader
(X) Sat on a rooftop
(X) Talked on the phone for six hours straight
(X) Not taken a shower for three days
(X) Made contact with a ghost while playing with a Ouija board
( ) Had more than thirty pairs of shoes at at time
( ) Gone streaking
(X) Gone skinny dipping
(X) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(X) Had sex in a semi-public place
(X) Been kissed by a complete stranger
(X) Broken a bone
(X) Caught a butterfly
( ) Mooned/flashed someone
(X) Had someone moon/flash you
( ) Cheated on a test
(X) Forgotten someone's name
(X) Slept naked