LFMCoF #3

• If your gas stove and sink are at immediate right angles to each other, wearing a bellbottom sleeved shirt while boiling potatoes on the lower right burner and simultaneously washing the dishes, is not a happy thing. And if your fringed, polyester sleeve would be on fire, plunging it into the dishwater would be much more clever than running across the room while the resulting napalm adheres to your arm.